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me tarzan, you jane

by Angelo Persichilli
THE HILL TIMES

The Tarzans of Canadian politics who occupy the Langevin Block are busy these days trying to locate the lianas in the jungle they have created to get ready for their next big jump: the upcoming election. The question is: will it be now or in the spring? After flirting with the idea that a fall election might have given a new majority to what is left of the Liberal Party, they must have concluded that reality is different when you don’t smoke funny cigarettes.

          From my usual reliable sources, The Hill Times has learned that results from internal polls conducted by the Conservatives and the Liberals generally agree that the gap between the two parties has narrowed to five or six points. To make matters worse, the Liberals show no signs of growth in Quebec.

          In fact, things there are deteriorating.

          Mind you I don’t believe these results tell what the voting preferences will be come voting day; however, they do illustrate that the electorate is very volatile.

          And here our Tarzans’ need for a vine comes into the equation: they are ready to jump at any opportunity to postpone the election to next spring.

          They know that the PMO has lost control over the caucus.  During the last caucus meeting, Liberal MP Maurizio Bevilacqua (Vaughan, Ont.) received a thunderous applause for lecturing the Prime Minister on a Quebec issue.

          Furthermore the Liberal Tarzans are barely able to keep the Cabinet together.  It’s widely known that policy is generated, promoted and handled by the people in the PMO; ministers are only expected to step in to pick up the pieces and clean up the messes they have created.

          And, as one Liberal strategist close to the Tarzans told The Hill Times, “We cannot use the word ‘loyalty’ because they erased it from the Liberal vocabulary. ” So, considering that the Tarzans do not have liana at hand to avoid a bad tumble, they are trying hard to avoid the next jump, a fall election.

          “If we survive the first week of November,” says a strategist, “we are ok ‘til March.” Unfortunately for them they don’t quite have all the necessary vines in their hands.

          Let’s see why.

          The crucial event is Nov. 1, the day Judge John Gomery will make public his first report on the sponsorship inquiry.

          Most likely there will be nothing new in this report, but the emotional reaction will be powerful, almost like the one we witnessed in April when Judge Gomery lifted the embargo on Jean Brault’s testimony.

          First, the last Monday available before Christmas is Dec. 12.  I don’t believe anyone would dare to send Canadians to the polls on the 19th, right in the middle of the drink-a-ton-season, as a former American ambassador to Canada called our pre-Christmas activities.

          Then, since the election will take place on a Monday and as it will last 36 days following the drop of the writ, it would need to be called no later than the fourth of November. That means on or shortly after the presentation of the Gomery report. Those few days are the nightmare for the Tarzans.

          With the aid of Government House Leader, Tony Valeri, they have already found one liana: the first opposition day in November will be available only after the fourteenth.

          Only then will the opposition have an opportunity to provoke an election, resorting to the so-called “concurrence motion”.

          This is a vote in the House on a committee motion containing a statement of non-confidence in the government.

          However, even in the unlikely event that such a motion is approved by the House, the government will not necessarily resign. This is what happened already last spring: the government was defeated on a “concurrence motion” but the Prime Minister did not resign.

          Anything is possible, but it looks like that the Tarzans may have found at least one liana to carry them into the next spring.

          Of course, at that time the political environment could be the same, if not worse. The Gomery report will still be around, the economy may be showing signs of stress and the provinces, particularly Ontario and Quebec will be increasing their pressure on the federal government as they move closer to their own elections.

          So, we might ask, why delay something that will not improve and, if anything, will worsen? It’s simple: three more months at the top are priceless.  Many things can happen, many things can be done. Three more months, including the Christmas festivities, during which they can still enjoy the ride, flexing muscles and screaming from the tops of the trees of power: me Tarzan, you Jane.

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